part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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