She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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