Whod you bang
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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