What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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