Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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