I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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