well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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