can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
whose parrot is this?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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