I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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