Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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