when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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