I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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