the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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