Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
one two three fourrrrnication!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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