I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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