im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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