ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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