You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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