is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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