...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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