making cat noises will not fix the situation.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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