it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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