Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Randomize