i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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