she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
