Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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