I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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