I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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