Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
