i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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