who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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