i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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