Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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