i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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