i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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