Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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