...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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