the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
operation have a gay friend backfired
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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