Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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