Moan for me like Helen Keller
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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