Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
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i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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