shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
jump out the window naked night went bad
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