Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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