Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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