question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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