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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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