Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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