I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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