I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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