Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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