I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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